Tech-savvy Tween Pillows

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Text Culture

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

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Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."