Tech-savvy Toddler Pillows

'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

"I figured out how to get my dad in shape. I make him walk in here when he needs tech support, which is 50 times a day."

"Dear Santa: Now that I'm three, I'm well beyond dolls, doll houses and stuffed animals."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Your essential needs change as you get older. Soon you'll be out of that diaper and into a smartphone."

"Look Darling, his first web page"

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"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

"We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby Screen Time

"Could you repeat that word?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."