Tech-loving Toddler Pillows

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Baby Screen Time

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Soccer kids texting

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.