Techie Toddler Pillows

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby Screen Time

"Could you repeat that word?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Modern Childhood

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