Toddler Tech Enthusiast Pillows

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby Screen Time

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Tim's marketing solutions

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

Newborns on cell phones

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."