Baby Tech Enthusiasts Pillows

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Downloading Pregnancy

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Baby Screen Time

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'