Techie Toddler Enthusiasts Pillows

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Soccer kids texting

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Baby Potty Training Robot

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Rusk Assessment Form

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Drone Baby Delivery

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"They grow up too fast."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

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