Techie Toddler Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Soccer kids texting

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Technology is for babies!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Drone Baby Delivery

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"They grow up too fast."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!