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'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Baby Screen Time

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

i-teddy

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

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"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."