Tech-loving Tots Pillows

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

i-teddy

Soccer kids texting

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Tim's marketing solutions

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."