Tech-savvy Little Ones Pillows

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Baby Screen Time

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

i-teddy

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Baby Potty Training Robot

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."