Tech-savvy Little Ones Gifts

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Baby Screen Time

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Smartphone Sonogram

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Computerized Dollhouse.

Baby Potty Training Robot

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."