Tech-savvy Grandkids Gifts

"No one reads a bedtime story from a book anymore grandpa! You just send me a link on the phone and I read the story myself!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

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"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"