Tech-savvy Grandchild Gifts

Communication Generation Gap

"No, honey, you can't refresh grandpa by pressing F5."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"