Tech-savvy Family Member Gifts

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"Before we begin, let's all take a moment to Google the true meaning of Christmas."

"Go visit Grandpa's web site."

Text our brother to let hm know dinner's ready...

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

i-teddy

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'