Tech-savvy Tot Gifts

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"Mom! It's snowing out! Can I go online and order a styrofoam snowman?"

"I can't talk now"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"She produced her first emoji today!"

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"Sorry mum, but you lost me after 'Once Upon a Time.'"

"Look darling, she's forgot her first password."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Tim's marketing solutions

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

i-teddy

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Wait a second. . . how are we supposed to play on this? It's not a video game.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Newborns on cell phones

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'