Tech-savvy Toddler Gifts

'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

"I figured out how to get my dad in shape. I make him walk in here when he needs tech support, which is 50 times a day."

"Dear Santa: Now that I'm three, I'm well beyond dolls, doll houses and stuffed animals."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Your essential needs change as you get older. Soon you'll be out of that diaper and into a smartphone."

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

"Look Darling, his first web page"

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"I'm in the Maclaren, where are you?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

'...The household robot laughed to see such sport and the ipad ran away with the smart phone.'

'Look! It's her first twitter.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!"

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone