Techie Toddler Gifts

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

"Technology is for babies!"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Baby Screen Time

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Tim's marketing solutions

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."