Tech Toddler Gifts

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'Sorry, Tommy, our computer can't play today - it's got a virus!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby Screen Time

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Tim's marketing solutions

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Newborns on cell phones

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"