Digital Toddler Gifts

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Baby Screen Time

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Today's Mothers Day!

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

Kids today

'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'He took his first step!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

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