Techno-toddler Gifts

"I thought if I acted and dressed young and cool, learning technology would be easier. But that hasn't been the case."

Swan Fairy Tales

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Baby Screen Time

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Spooning

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'I need a new toy!'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'Do these come in blue?'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

Kids today

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"