Techno-toddler Gifts

"I thought if I acted and dressed young and cool, learning technology would be easier. But that hasn't been the case."

Swan Fairy Tales

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Baby Screen Time

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Spooning

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"Technology is for babies!"

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'I need a new toy!'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

Kids today

'Do these come in blue?'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"