Techie Tots Gifts

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"He's my school project for science class."

i-teddy

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Soccer kids texting

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

Tim's marketing solutions

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Rusk Assessment Form

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Newborns on cell phones

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"They grow up too fast."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"