Techie Tots Gifts

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Technology is for babies!"

Tim's marketing solutions

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Rusk Assessment Form

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Newborns on cell phones

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"They grow up too fast."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers