Techie Toddlers Gifts

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Soccer kids texting

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Baby Potty Training Robot

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Rusk Assessment Form

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"This camp had better have a power port!"