Tech-loving Toddler Gifts

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Could you repeat that word?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Soccer kids texting

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"