Gadget-loving Toddlers Gifts

Baby Screen Time

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Soccer kids texting

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Technology is for babies!"

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Rusk Assessment Form

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

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