Gadget-loving Babies Gifts

'Okay, I'm walking now. I need a mobile device.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

Kids today

Modern Baby Mobiles

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'Mary had a little smartphone. It's case was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, her phone was sure to go.'

'He took his first step!'

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."