Tech-savvy Babies Gifts

New born child.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

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"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Soccer kids texting

Smartphone Sonogram

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

The modern generation!

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Computerized Dollhouse.

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"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"