Tech-savvy Parent-to-be Gifts

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Downloading Pregnancy

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The modern generation!

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Computerized Dollhouse.