Tech-savvy Expectant Mother Gifts

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Downloading Pregnancy

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

i-teddy

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Smartphone Sonogram

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The modern generation!

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'