Tech-savvy Expectant Mother Prints

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

Downloading Pregnancy

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'