Tech-savvy Parent Prints

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

iDad.

'No, I didn't download you off the internet, I gave birth to you. End of discussion!'

'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Look Dad, I said I needed help with some cutting and pasting and...What are those?'

'Ask your mother.'

'Spoiler alert! Below average.'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

'I posted a bedtime story on your homepage. Enjoy and good night!'

Big Mother is Watching You

"Go ask your search engine."

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

"No name, but we did give him an emoji."

'Time to do your homework... Time to do your homework...'

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

'So everything's in the cloud now? Your papers, homework, presentations? What about that textbook you have?'

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'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

"Hey, Bill. When you're done with that terror threat, can you help me decipher my kid's text message?"

"Ten minutes on the 'read me a bedtime story app' and then lights out, young man."

"Alexa picked it out."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'I don't know...go ask your computer.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

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