Tech-savvy Parent Pillows

'Possessive pronouns? Um, iPod, yourPod, theirPod?'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

iDad.

'No, I didn't download you off the internet, I gave birth to you. End of discussion!'

'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Ask your mother.'

'Look Dad, I said I needed help with some cutting and pasting and...What are those?'

'Spoiler alert! Below average.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'I posted a bedtime story on your homepage. Enjoy and good night!'

"After I introduce you to solids, I'm going to need your help with some computer stuff."

"Go ask your search engine."

GPS stork delivery

'Time to do your homework... Time to do your homework...'

Big Mother is Watching You

"No name, but we did give him an emoji."

'So everything's in the cloud now? Your papers, homework, presentations? What about that textbook you have?'

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

"I'm strictly yes or no. Alexa and Siri deal with facts. Value judgements we leave to your mother."

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"Alexa picked it out."

'Did you know that even though you're still a month away from giving birth, our baby has already posted a profile on Facebook?'

Punishment for a child in the internet age - 'Go to your chat room'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'She blogged her first word today.'

Robot feeding Baby.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'