Tech-savvy Parenting Pillows

"We've chosen her name, but we still have to come up with her passwords."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Laptops

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'