Tech-savvy Parenting Gifts

"We've chosen her name, but we still have to come up with her passwords."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Laptops

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'