Tech-savvy Parenting Pioneers Gifts

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Smartphone Sonogram

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'The stuka brought you.'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."