Tech-savvy Expectant Parents Gifts

Unborn baby texts his parents.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Laptops

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Virtual Beach

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."