Tech-savvy Moms Gifts

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'This app helps during labor by shouting very creative incentives and demands for retribution.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'They start texting so young these days,'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

"Mom, small bandwidth is like you trying to squeeze in a dress that fit you ten years ago."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

"Here's the umbilical cord, and here's the controller."

"Get off the computer now, Mommy. I want to have a team meeting with Grandma."

Hiding behind mum

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Downloading Pregnancy

The Digital Family

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."