Tech-loving Mom Gifts

'Technology has come a long way. Instead of kicking, the baby is now tweeting.'

Downloading Pregnancy

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

The modern generation!

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Smartphone Sonogram

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Virtual Beach