Tech-loving Mom Gifts

'Technology has come a long way. Instead of kicking, the baby is now tweeting.'

Downloading Pregnancy

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Virtual Beach

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Laptops

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Baby cries into a cellphone.