Techie Moms Gifts

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Laptops

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Drone Baby Delivery

"Cool bonfire app, man."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

Modern Baby Mobiles

Stroller Cellphone

"Lemonade App: $1"

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'I need some tech support here!'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

Hiding behind mum

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'