Techie Parent Gifts

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'I need some tech support here!'

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

Your son knows three computer languages, but he's flunking English.

'It was only a matter of time!'

"Darling, where did we go wrong?"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'You'll have to drive me to school, Mom -- I forgot the school bus password.'

"He said his first word - co.uk."

"Don't cry, we'll find other tech support."

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."