Tech Parent Gifts

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

The cell phone soother for life.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

The Plasmas.

Geeks and their dogs.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Drone Baby Delivery

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"Lemonade App: $1"

At the modern antenatal class.

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'I need some tech support here!'

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'