Tech Enthusiast Parents Gifts

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

Drone Baby Delivery

"Look, I got him his first phone."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

Smartphone Sonogram

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'