Tech-loving Parents Gifts

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

Downloading Pregnancy

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Smartphone Sonogram

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."