Techie Moms T-Shirts

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Laptops

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Drone Baby Delivery

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"Lemonade App: $1"

Stroller Cellphone

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'I need some tech support here!'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

Hiding behind mum

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'