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'Ask your mother. She's the one who knows how to find information on the Internet.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

Downloading Pregnancy

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Laptops

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'