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"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

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"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

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'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

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"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

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The modern generation!

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

Smartphone Sonogram

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

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