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"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

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"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

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"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

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