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"Mommy has a headache. Go online and check my list of frequently asked questions."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

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"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

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'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

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James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

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Soccer kids texting

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'