Tech-savvy Mamas Gifts

"Mommy has a headache. Go online and check my list of frequently asked questions."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

The Digital Family

Downloading Pregnancy

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Soccer kids texting

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Smartphone Sonogram

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Baby cries into a cellphone.