Tech-savvy Expectant Mom Gifts

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Downloading Pregnancy

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

i-teddy

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The modern generation!

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Computerized Dollhouse.