Tech-savvy Expectant Mom Gifts

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Digital Family

Downloading Pregnancy

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.